10 Random Poker Quotes
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- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.