10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.