10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.