10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.