10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "No river, no fish."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz