10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson