10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway