10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.