10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!