10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo