10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- It's Free To Fold...
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.