10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "No river, no fish."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --