10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm