10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'