10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"