10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth