10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester