10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.