10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!