10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow