10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim