10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "No river, no fish."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz