10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd