10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."