10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth