10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05