10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A