10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.