10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.