10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.