10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.