10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?