10 Random Poker Quotes

I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"