10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.