10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com