10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.