10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright