10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "No river, no fish."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet