10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim