10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.