10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003