10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- im going to 2 out you to death
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
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