10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.