10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth