10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright