10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "No river, no fish."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.