10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim