10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!