10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.