10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS